FREE HORMONE ASSESSMENT

Your Body Is Telling You Something.
Are You Listening?

Answer 9 quick questions. Get personalized lab recommendations in 60 seconds.

Takes 60 seconds
100% confidential
10,000+ women
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Extreme fatigue — pushing through every day

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Weight gain or can't lose weight no matter what

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Hair thinning or falling out

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Mood swings, anxiety, or feeling on edge

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Poor sleep — can't fall asleep or stay asleep

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Brain fog — memory and focus are shot

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Low libido or hormones feel all over the place

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Hot flashes or night sweats

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Bloating or unexplained digestive issues

★★★★★

"The hormone panel revealed what 5 doctors missed. I wish I had done this sooner."

— Jennifer K., 38
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"Finally got answers after 3 years of being told everything was 'normal.' My cortisol was through the roof!"

— Sarah M., 42
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"This testing saved my sanity. Turns out my thyroid was barely functioning despite 'normal' TSH."

— Maria R., 45

Your Lab Recommendations

Based on your answers, here's exactly what we'd test and why.

Your Recommended Lab Panel

Full Hormone Panel

LH · FSH · Testosterone · Estradiol

Cortisol

AM Cortisol — your body's stress response

Metabolic Panel

Glucose · Liver enzymes · Kidney function · Electrolytes

Thyroid Panel

TSH + Free T3 — deeper than what most doctors run

What Happens After You Pay

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Pay Today

Secure your spot and lock in the $499 price

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Lab Slip Emailed Within 24 Hours

Our physician orders your panel and sends your requisition form

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Walk Into Quest — 15 Minutes

Fasting morning visit, 2-4 vials of blood, in and out

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Consult Within 2 Weeks · Results in Up to 14 Days

1-on-1 Zoom call walking through every marker, what it means, and your custom protocol

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  • Full lab panel at a Quest location near you
  • Consult within 2 weeks · Results in up to 14 days
  • 1-on-1 consult to review every marker
  • Custom protocol based on YOUR labs
  • HSA / FSA accepted
★★★★★

"The protocol was incredibly specific to MY body — not some generic plan. Every supplement, every food recommendation was based on what my labs actually showed. Easiest thing I've ever followed."

— Wendy C., 41

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★★★★★

"I spent years going to doctors who told me nothing was wrong. One panel changed everything."

— Jennifer K., 38
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"Within a week I had answers. Within a month I felt like a different person."

— Sarah M., 42
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"Best $499 I ever spent. My thyroid was tanking and nobody caught it until now."

— Maria R., 45

Money-Back Guarantee

If your lab panel doesn't provide the answers we promised, we'll refund the consultation portion — no questions asked.

Common Questions

HSA and FSA cards are accepted. Traditional insurance doesn't cover this, but at $499 it's less than most specialist copays — and you'll get 10x the testing.

Most doctors run 3-5 basic markers. We run 30+ including full hormone panels, cortisol, and thyroid markers (like Free T3) that standard bloodwork skips entirely. That's why you keep hearing "your labs look normal" when you don't feel normal.

You could — but ordering direct through Quest is way more expensive, and you'd be left with raw numbers and no interpretation. Our panel includes a 1-on-1 consult where we walk through every marker, explain what it means for YOUR body, and build a custom protocol (supplements, nutrition, lifestyle). The labs alone aren't the value — the interpretation and action plan are.

Yes — fasting morning visit before 9am. No food or coffee beforehand (water is fine). This gives us accurate cortisol and glucose readings. We'll send you full instructions with your lab slip.

Quest has 2,000+ locations nationwide. There's almost certainly one within 20 minutes of you. We'll help you find the closest one when we send your lab slip.

Up to 14 days after your blood draw. Once your results come back, we'll schedule your 1-on-1 consult — usually within 2 weeks of your draw.

There could be an extra fee due to state laws in New York, Rhode Island, and New Jersey. If any additional charges apply, we'll let you know before your draw.

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Thank You So Much!

Your lab panel has been purchased successfully.

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You'll get a text from us

We'll confirm your information and answer any questions

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Lab slip sent within 24-48 hours

Check your email for your lab requisition form with full instructions

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Walk into Quest

Fasting morning visit before 9am — in and out in 15 minutes

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Results + consult in 5 days

We'll walk through every marker together on a 1-on-1 Zoom call

Questions? Text us anytime. We're here for you.